Elise Kelly
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Elise Kelly is a junior at Simon's Rock and The Weekly Cad's Editor in Chief and Director of Creative Publications. You can find Elise surrounded by sloths at all times. She would love to tell you about them. Her room is plastered with sloths. Sloths everywhere. Her room also contains a clown painting. The clown painting's name is Sorrow.
Elise's favorite article is The First Time We Met
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El Selberg
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Elizabeth Selberg is a sophomore at Simon's Rock and the Vice Editor in Chief of The Weekly Cad. She labels herself a film major but has yet to make a good film. To be fair, however, the same can be said for most film majors. Elizabeth can be found weeping on Dien Vo's doorstep. She is also the main supplier of Benji's airhead addiction. Please do not approach Elizabeth quickly or she will start crying.
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Alexander Rothstein
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Alexander is a Simon’s Rock freshman and the Copyeditor of The Weekly Cad. He enjoys starting college in the middle of the year, complaining about the advent of podcasts, and pondering life’s questions, such as “Why do people disagree when I say the sky is blue?” The sole member of The Cad who would be happy to typeset our press if this paper were in print, Alexander gets the job done.
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Nad Messmer
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Nad Messmer is a sophomore at Simon's Rock and Frequent Contributor to The Weekly Cad. A creative writing major and reluctant California resident, Nad spends most of their time either reading, writing, or searching for obscure career paths that don't involve people. Though skittish, they respond well to offers of chocolate or books. They dream of one day opening their own bookstore or actually writing something good. If all else fails, there's always the Merchant Marine.
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Our Terrific Founders
Lexi Loyot is the Co-Founder and ex co-editor and technological director of the Weekly Cad. She somehow survived Bard Academy and lived to talk about it. You can find Lexi jumping into one of the campus ponds for money or attempting to punt the campus geese.
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Winnie Marion is the Co-Founder and Weekly Dad of The Weekly Cad as well as a survivor of the Academy. A disturbing fact about Winnie is that you can often find her eating ice. So much ice. Not ice cream. No. Frozen water.
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