Elise Kelly
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Elise Kelly is a junior at Simon's Rock and The Weekly Cad's President and Director of Creative Publications. You can find Elise surrounded by sloths at all times. She would love to tell you about them. Her room is plastered with sloths. Sloths everywhere. Her room also contains a clown painting. The clown painting's name is Sorrow.
Elise's favorite article is The First Time We Met
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El Selberg
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Elizabeth Selberg is a sophomore at Simon's Rock and the Vice President of The Weekly Cad. She labels herself a film major but has yet to make a good film. To be fair, however, the same can be said for most film majors. Elizabeth can be found weeping on Dien Vo's doorstep. She is also the main supplier of Benji's airhead addiction. Please do not approach Elizabeth quickly or she will start crying.
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Rowan Truman
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Rowan is a freshman at Bard College at Simon's Rock. They are the copyeditor, but if you're lucky they'll actually finish that article they've been putting off for weeks. They absolutely love K-Pop, but don't ask them about it or they'll freeze and pretend they've never heard of it. This phenomenon is most commonly known as the "closeted K-Pop stan."
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Cathy Zhang
Our Terrific Founders
Lexi Loyot is the Co-Founder and ex co-editor and technological director of the Weekly Cad. She somehow survived Bard Academy and lived to talk about it. You can find Lexi jumping into one of the campus ponds for money or attempting to punt the campus geese.
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Winnie Marion is the Co-Founder and Weekly Dad of The Weekly Cad as well as a survivor of the Academy. A disturbing fact about Winnie is that you can often find her eating ice. So much ice. Not ice cream. No. Frozen water.
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