A truly marvelous display of humor, considerateness, and intelligence was shown this past April Fools when large sections of campus, including trees and memorials, were TP’d by an anonymous hooligan. This jape undoubtedly left those designated to clean it up chuckling to themselves whilst perched in a tree armed with only a pole and their wits against the blistering wind. The gag even led to ACE opportunities for desperate students, leaving everyone involved better off than they were before. My question is: why stop there when there are even better pranks out there? Therefore, I have compiled a list of 5 pranks that would have been better than papering the trees.
Here are a few ideas far superior to TPing the trees to kickstart your future comedic endeavors. Simply, make sure that no one is harmed or severely inconvenienced by your antics, avoiding what would happen if one draped paper towels over the bushes or something of the sort, for example. Then again, who would think to play such a mediocre prank?
Angus Finn MacLeod
Angus is The Weekly Cad's Director of Humor and Opinions.