Sit, child. Let me tell you a story, a true story of how the world you know began…
Before everything that was, before the birds and the dinosaurs and the trees and the rocks and Joe Biden’s political career, before even the universe, there was something else: a kingdom. No, a resort. No, wait, maybe it was just a kingdom with a high percentage of its GDP based on tourism? Or a resort that just happened to have a monarchy, a significant bureaucracy, and a sophisticated legal system. It was one of those things.
Have you ever wondered what “CAD” means? Did you know that it stands for “Chartwell’s Army of Darkness”?
Were you aware that The Cad is named after the 2001 blockbuster classic Cats and Dogs?