I like dogs. All dogs. They are so cute. Dogs are rarely ever mean-spirited, unlike mice, which can be really aggressive. Dogs usually just learn to be mad from their owners. It’s quite upsetting seeing sad dogs.
Doggy-dates are the cutest. Dogs seem even happier when they are together, and seeing two dogs approach each other before becoming friends is the most adorable thing. Dog parks are my favorite.
The best date is probably not dinner and a movie; that seems so boring. I think instead there should be preliminary doggy-dates before ever going on a date with someone. If I don’t know that my dog will get along with your dog, then I don’t want to date you.
If then the doggy-date goes well, I would suggest going on a park date, or maybe something really weird like antique mall shopping. I think if someone doesn’t vibe with weird things then there’s really no point to dating them.
Life is weird. Really weird. Like one day you’re doing psychedelics on top of the Empire State Building and the next second you’re actually at home, on psychedelics. Find someone who vibes on top of the Empire State Building, psychedelics or not.